I want this so freaking badly I can taste it. But it's more than my daughter's preschool tuition. Barring that, I think I need this - though want is another thing altogether in this case:
http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/SearchDetail.asp?productID=22938
And then, there's this:
http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/TshirtStoreDetail.asp?StyleID=184
Which goes perfectly with today's post. Baby afghans. I had a baby (my second) in April. I got the coolest freakin' handmade baby afghan EVER. To wit...

and just in case you need a closer view to "get" it...

Yeah, that's right. She knitted Earth's point of origin into the afghan.

and the written directions:
Stargate Point of Origin Knit Baby Afghan Pattern.
Cast on 179 stitches. ( 24 stitches per motif x 7 motifs + 1 + 10 for side edges )
K1 P1 across 5 rows for the base
Each section is knit of 26 rows of Motif. 9 sections makes a nice size afghan.
Complete the piece with another 5 rows of K1 P1 across
Motif Rows (ABABABA pattern):
Row 1: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 P across to last 5 stitches K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 2: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 K across to last 5 stitches K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 3: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P24
Motif B: P4 K5 P7 K5 P3
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 4: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 K across to last 5 stitches K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 5: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P5 K3 P9 K3 P4
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 6: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 7: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P6 K3 P7 K3 P5
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 8: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 9: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P7 K3 P5 K3 P6
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 10: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif B: P8 K3 P3 K3 P7
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 12: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 13: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P9 K3 P1 K3 P8
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 14: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 15: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P10 K5 P9
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 14: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 15: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P10 K5 P9
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 16: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 17: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P11 K3 P10
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 18: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 19: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 20: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 21: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P4 [K1 P1 8 times] K1 P3
Motif B: P11 K3 P10
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 22: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: K4 [K1 P1 8 times] K4
Motif B: K24
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 23: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P24
Motif B: P10 K5 P9
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 24: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 K across to last 5 stitches K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 25: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Alternate Motif A and Motif B across: ABABABA. End with one extra P1
Motif A: P24
Motif B: P11 K3 P10
K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
Row 26: K1 P1 K1 P1 K1 K across to last 5 stitches K1 P1 K1 P1 K1
After you complete the pattern in the ABABABA mode, repeat rows 1 thru 26, but start with Motif B and alternate Motif B and Motif A across: BABABAB.
(Sorry, I got bored of formatting about halfway through - I think I'll get this posted before another shiny object gets in the way!)